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STOLEN

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 29, 2009, 4:29 PM


Your guy side:

[ ] You woke up with a boner.
[ ] You're taller than 5'5".
[x] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT! Time to hunt. i eat, dont hunt it
[x] There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[x] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[ ] You can grow facial hair.
[x] You like going to strip clubs, to see bewbs.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see bewbs.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[x] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris.

Boy Score - 11/24


Your girl side:

[x] You get a period.
[ ] People say your short.
[x] You call attractive females "sluts".
[x] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use your bewbs to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[x] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.

Girl Score- 10/24

FAWK.


  • Mood: Stupefied
  • Listening to: The Beatles
  • Reading: Fanfiction
  • Watching: Darker Than Black
  • Playing: Free Realms
  • Eating: Pasta
  • Drinking: Strawberry Carbonated Soft Drinks

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Meh. I'll make a real one later.
Enjoy my free candy.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: In that box you threw out.
  • Interests: Drawing, Reading, Writing
  • Favourite movie: Star Trek.. yesh
  • Favourite band or musician: Paramore
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Techno
  • Favourite artist: .. Get me to come back to this..
  • Favourite poet or writer: J.K Rowling
  • Favourite photographer: UKATEHSPAZ 8D
  • Favourite style of art: Photoshop Wonders
  • MP3 player of choice: Winap
  • Shell of choice: Clam Shell?
  • Wallpaper of choice: SNAPEEE <3
  • Skin of choice: Green like olives.
  • Favourite game: Free Realms
  • Favourite cartoon character: Lelouch FREAKING BRITANNIA
  • Personal Quote: "If you can't do it, give up."
  • Tools of the Trade: Tablet.. o-o

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Comments


:iconai-chan25:
Long time no talk.

>:l

:iconpervylenplz:

Lol. o___o;;
:iconai-chan25:
Would this be Ai's buddy Lana?


XD



.w.
:iconai-chan25:
KITTEH!


*glomps teh kitteh*


D'aaaaaw. :3
:iconlyonflies:
8D
I made it a long time ago.
I needs to log into the interwebs more often. But Books are delicious.
-rips a page out of Harry Potter and eats it-
Twilight tastes like grape-flavored-Pepto-Bismol-covered-with-dirt.
:iconai-chan25:
o-o



Woooow. xD


You're never on Gaia anymore. D:
:iconlarchyk:
Hm... Would this be Person?
:iconlyonflies:
Who?
Not me.
I am... god.
:icongulpjr:
Hope you have an awesome Christmas Lana!

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